tv

  1. No TV and no beer make Illtron something something

    Well people, tonight is the last new episode of Futurama.

  2. The war on TV

    As a journalist who has never been employed as such, I find it hard to watch this war on TV and think about it as an American.

  3. Joe Millionaire again

    Well, he picked the brunette. I think everyone predicted the rest.

  4. I should probably be watching Joe Millionaire

    I should probably be watching Joe Millionaire, but I’m not.

  5. What the hell was that?

    I was seriously misled

  6. Tonight’s the night!

    Just in case you’ve been living in a cave, I feel obligated to inform everyone that tonight’s the last episode of Joe Millionaire, or as I like to call it, the greatest series finale of all time.

  7. Sweeps what?

    It’s like the Wayne County Fair, but with more freaks. Well, not more freaks, just more potent freaks.

  8. Joe Millionaire

    Unlike me, you probably spend a lot of time parked in front of the television

  9. MTV and stuff

    MTV really is crap.

  10. The Anna Nicole Show

    It’s not supposed to be funny, it just is. Right. It’s not supposed to be an awful ripoff of The Osbornes, except totally lacking in any entertainment value, it just is, is more like it.