Quality Since 1996

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“Trust me, I’ve done this before”

The year was 1996.

I had just started my senior year of high school. Some guy named Bill Clinton was president. A gallon of gas cost way less than a gallon of milk.

And it was the year I started picking through source code and searching on the crappy search engines of the day to figure out how the hell to make a web site. As it turns out, I enjoyed it so much I’m still doing it today.

Have a look around, be nice and try not to break anything. That’s my job.