We can't fix a 401-year problem overnight, but we've got to start somewhere. I think we have gotten started.
I think I figured out why I’ve suddenly got the urge to start maintaining this site again. It’s not a great reason.
R.I.P. Frank Perdue
So the election was very likely a fraud. Big surprise.
This is just lovely.
I was inspired by a story I read on Yahoo! News about pro-war country songs, so I decided to write something.
Seriously, they’re projecting over 13,000 heat-related deaths in France from this heat wave.
Hey kiddies, CNN.com is reporting that U.S. forces in Iraq have captured the ghost of Chemical Ali.
Well, there was no mass looting and rioting during the blackouts — except in Canada.
Apparently I was quoted in a news article, talking about the former Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammed Said al-Sahaf.
I have to say that Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the Iraqi Information Minister gets the Illtron award for best comedy.
Last night, I watched the CNN crew embedded with the 3-7th infantry find and give medical assistance to a wounded Iraqi soldier near Saddam International Airport.
The shock and awe has begun.
All right, so this war hasn’t been exactly chock full of the shock and awe that we were promised.
As a journalist who has never been employed as such, I find it hard to watch this war on TV and think about it as an American.
This war’s not going to be over until it starts.
It’s time to blow up Iraq!
Danielle alerted me to this gem.
OK, everybody knows that the guy with the big hair in North Korea is nuts.
Have you seen these people?
Saddam Hussein needs your help.
I know that plenty of people complain that laws like this one violate their rights, but I really don’t give a damn what they think.
So did you hear the one about the stupid people?
I like to use my site as a way of bitching about other people and how stupid they are.
My best friend in the whole wide world, CNN.com, tells me that the oldest living American died at age 114.
I hate to have to do this, but it’s come to it.
Everyone knows Saddam Hussein is a nut. But have you ever heard the rumors that the guy’s got like a 180 IQ?