current affairs

  1. What a week!

    R.I.P. Frank Perdue

  2. What’s up with French people?

    Seriously, they’re projecting over 13,000 heat-related deaths in France from this heat wave.

  3. Who you gonna call?

    Hey kiddies, is reporting that U.S. forces in Iraq have captured the ghost of Chemical Ali.

  4. Blame Canada!

    Well, there was no mass looting and rioting during the blackouts — except in Canada.

  5. You so funny!

    Apparently I was quoted in a news article, talking about the former Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammed Said al-Sahaf.

  6. Shock and aw yeah!

    The shock and awe has begun.

  7. Shock and awe?

    All right, so this war hasn’t been exactly chock full of the shock and awe that we were promised.

  8. The war on TV

    As a journalist who has never been employed as such, I find it hard to watch this war on TV and think about it as an American.

  9. WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    This war’s not going to be over until it starts.

  10. Wow, North Korea

    OK, everybody knows that the guy with the big hair in North Korea is nuts.

  11. Think about this

    Have you seen these people?

  12. Please help Saddam Hussein

    Saddam Hussein needs your help.

  13. This is waaaaay overdue

    I know that plenty of people complain that laws like this one violate their rights, but I really don’t give a damn what they think

  14. Saddam Hussein is a douchebag

    Everyone knows Saddam Hussein is a nut. But have you ever heard the rumors that the guy’s got like a 180 IQ?